on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want
theyll never know
(Source: jasonfreese, via readysettgoo)
Beginning to think me and iPhones will never be friends. iPhone number 1 down the toilet. Number 2: THIRD STORY WINDOW. (Taken with instagram)
“Definitely top 5”
#winning
Girlfriend brings me the best presents. (Taken with instagram)
I pretty much cannot stand most of the people from my uni course’s chat on facebook. Their lives are so dull and I have no interest in reading their daily patter. But if I delete them, it could actually have an impact on my future job prospects. I don’t even want to ever have to work alongside any of them. Why can’t all OT’s be as fucking great as me. WHY.
The Blue whale in Gothenburg, Sweden
SUSANNAH! This can be our first mission!
(via warriorinwoolworths)
Packing without being certain of the weather where I’m going is so difficult.
PACK ALL OF THE THINGS!
FUCK THE WEIGHT LIMITS!
(Source: itookthemermaidtears, via readysettgoo)
CANNOT BE FUKT
An hour and a half left of work then I think I will crawl into my bed and eat ice cream and watch that film with Anna Skellern being a lesbian in it and probably wish my girlfriend was here quite a lot.
I wish I was male. They get it so fucking easy.
Hiyuh. #me #face (Taken with instagram)
Oh Dear. :/ (@i-amacylon LOOK WHAT I’VE DONE)
Got a letter from the debt collector saying I owe Orange £200 the other day.
Went to kick up a storm at Phones4u today as I switched to Vodafone with them a few months ago and they were supposed to pay off the rest of my contract…
Apparently they gave me the money to pay off my contract in cash money. I vaguely remember leaving phones4u and immediately going on a shopping spree and then forgetting it ever happened. I should smoke less cannabis.
WHEN OH WHEN will I learn how to use money like a proper human. Fuck!!
I am hereby passing my financial responsibilities on to my girlfriend as I can obviously not be trusted with money any more.
Sorry, last tune. Major Lazer released something chilled and I like it.
Diplo and Switch are actually geniuses. Is that a word?
Disclosure, you pair of babes.




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